My Online Dream Journal

6/17/13 Went to bed around 12:30AM - Woke up around 8:20AM

Last night’s dream I was at the movies with Coady and Keith. The movie theater, however, looked more like the SHS auditorium for some reason. Before the movie started I kept randomly getting up out of my seat and crawling over others (lol being THAT person).

Once the movie DID start it was really weird. There was a short before the actual movie that was really unfunny and immature. It was basically all potty humor and I think Steve Carrel was in it?

So then the movie-movie started and (this part’s really weird) The Onceler was sitting next to us (I referred to him as “my friend”) and he ran up to the movie screen and jumped into the movie. Someone next to me was like “Oh God what is he doing, he’s gonna make a fool of himself, he can’t act” but I was like “What, no, he was good in the Lorax!” (Note: I’ve never seen The Lorax).

The Onceler came back to his seat and the movie turned into a play with audience participation. There was a scene with a bunch of maid characters carrying baskets of laundry and they grabbed “dirty clothes” from the audience (which were all either “pants” or “bloomers”) and brought them to the head maid. For some reason the maids got more points for red bloomers and whoever got the most won. Gabriella was one of the maids and then I joined too cuz I “had to” but then I lost.

The play turned back into a movie and the opening credits were super long and weird. They were in all comics sans and were meant to look like a facebook chat. A huge row of the audience started leaving and I said to Coady “WHAT. They aren’t even giving it a chance! You know what these credits remind me of?? Monty Python and the Holy Grail. No one left the theater of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!” But Coady was silent so I guess she didn’t agree lol.

The movie was several strange documentarys put together.The only one I remember was about Hawaii (and it stole lines from Beasts of the Southern Wild like “livin in the bathtub”). The one about Hawaii featured the lifestory of a poor Hawaiian kid. For some reason tho I recognized the kid and I was like “OH NO I’VE ALREADY SEEN THIS!!” I started getting outta my seat but then just sat back down.

The last part of my dream I remember is that I was watching the SourceFed review of the movie we saw and they said something like “If that boy was poor why did he have a TV and all those other nice things? It’s obvious that the director just gave him nice things and that took me out of the movie!”

~And that’s all I remember~

6/11/13 Went to bed around 1:30AM - Woke up around 9:45AM

Last night’s dream I was taking care of three tiny dogs: a yorkie, a pug, and a poodle. And when I say tiny I mean like I could pick each one up with one hand. I could also fit all three into one small bag. I’m not sure where we were going but the whole dream I was traveling with my family on the T and panicking about the dogs being stepped on or something. At one point in the dream I was struggling with their leashes and missed the train. But I got on the next one so it was okay.

Occasionally the dream would switch to the dogs POV as they explored the train. At one point the pug almost got eaten by some kinda weird sea-anemone looking thing and then they made friends with a tarantula that was randomly crawling around. (And he could talk lol, he talked like a mob boss)
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The second part of my dream had nothing to do with the dogs but instead I was in some kinda class. I forget who the teacher was but the goal of the class was to figure out how to reach the top of this really tall wall. On top of the wall were several rocks that you had to get down. We were split into groups to work on the problem. The only people I remember in my group were Carl and Shawna from high school. The problem was too hard for me and all I could come up with was to stack some boxes and VHS tapes to make stairs up to the wall. (Some of the boxes had power ranger action figures and legos in them).

After a while the teacher said “Oh what the heck, let’s do the problem together as a class”. This is when everyone began to think someone else would do it and started doodling.

Like I looked around and everyone was drawing flowers and rocketships and stuff lol.

~And that’s all I remember~

6/10/13 - Went to bed around 1:30AM - Woke up around 10AM

Last nights dream was very glee-centric. I was part of the glee club and we were on the way to some competition and stopped for a bathroom break at some weird vocational school. The one bathroom they had had a line and was boy/girl. I was like “ew co-ed bathrooms” so I hopped in an elevator to search for a girl’s only bathroom (I dunno why I cared so much) and the school was arranged into really weird sections. I think floor 6 was the “green room” floor which was like a big greenhouse and floor 8 was the marine biology floor so when the door opened a buncha salt water flooded in.

On floor 8 I saw a group of preppy kids that went to the school and they looked back at me and were like “Who’s that??” and then one of them said “We can’t let her use our bathroom” and then I saw them walk off to a private bathroom. I felt like I wasn’t allowed to follow them so I went back to the main floor of the school and left the lobby. When I got back to the lobby I noticed that the boy/girl bathroom’s line had gotten HUGE.

I remember being worried about making everyone on the bus wait for me but then I was like “EH”. So I walked into a random knick-knack store run by Santana (lol shouldn’t she have been on the bus? Oh well) and I was like “Do you have a bathroom?” and she pointed me to a tiny bathroom behind a curtain. So I used it. When I got out I think I asked about my friends and she was like “Oh, they’re out there catching birds with nets” Apparently the competition we were going to require live birds.

I looked out the window and saw Mr.Schue waving a net around and said something like “My friend likes him, he’s a good singer sometimes…” and Santana was just like “uhuh…” and then I was suddenly determined to help out with the bird catching so I tried to make a net with things in the knick knack shop. I made a really crappy one and showed it to Santana and she was like “What’s THAT supposed to be???”

and that’s all I remember…